if you love someone...

if you love someone, set him free -- if he comes back, he's yours; if he doesn't, he never was.

variations:
If you love him, set him free,
if he doesn't come back, HE'S PROBABLY WITH ME!

Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free ... I
f she ever comes back, ask her why.

Suspicious 2:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
but get someone to follow her

Go-getter:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, go get her !

Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, Set her free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she)) m_she-free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Possessive:
If you love someone, Set her free?
NEVER!

Paranoid:
If you love someone, When you let her go, she'll be out to get you.

Old-Fashioned/Conservative:
If you love someone, Set her free,
But only if chaperoned by her parents.

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Statisticians :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Shwarzenegger's fans :
If you love someone, Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Weatherman :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, it's back!
If she doesn't... who cares!

Pathetic :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, okay!
If she doesn't, how could her!

Sore-looser :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, dump her!
If she doesn't, make up bad stories about her